Resident Evil’s giant vampire lady could absolutely crush your skull

YouTuber Kyle Hill has calculated exactly how much face-crushing force Resident Evil Village’s fan-favourite giantess could output with a single step—but somehow, I don’t think that’ll be turning off Lady Dimitrescu’s legions of adorers.

Spotted by Kotaku (who, perhaps naively thought this might change the minds of folks who want Lady D to step on their faces), Hill worked out how hard the massive vampire could kick in a sponsored video for Capcom. Starting with her official height of 9’6″, the YouTuber worked backwards, calculating Lady D’s approximate weight by estimating her Body Mass Index (BMI).